That’s right! Now you can sleep with Landing Attempts. Oh… wait no not like that. As in Landing Attempts can be in your bed with you. Wait… No. It’s a pillow nothing else. You use it to make you comfortable in bed.. or I guess the car or anywhere else the urge strikes you.. to use a pillow. Just a pillow, a very comfortable polyester filled one with the Landing Attempts Mars logo on both sides and a mchine washable cover. So c’mon sweet child of mine and carry on my wayward son onto this pillow.
The One and Only Place to See THE Landing Attempts Pillow Specs
• Machine washable cover
• Concealed zipper
• Printed on both sides, leave no side without a thing besides intimidating emptiness
• Pillow case cover: 80% polyester, 20% fleece
• Pillow case insert: 100% polyester
• Almost definitely a pillow (or at least something you could probably rest your head on)